Review Of The Episode “Winterfel” And Theories.

Published April 17, 2019 · Updated July 6, 2022

Hey Guys,

All of the reunions were amazing, especially between Arya and Jon. But can we talk about the weapon Gendry is going to make for Arya? Is it a spear? A dagger that shoots with a string on it? Double bladed? I don’t know, but I’m stoked to see it in action.

Next, Where are we at with Jamie’s new haircut? That shit was a bowl cut with ice tips from the 90’s but way worse because it’s grey not even blonde. Bran’s ass was just staring it down, not knowing to turn him into a new Hodor or let that crappy toupee be enough of a punishment.

And Um Actually!!! PRONOUNCE Gendry correctly… for the second year in a row Big-D. Also, it is Winterfel not Winterfold lol maybe the second one was just a mix up, I’m sorry, love you guys.

Finally, It is that time of year so let’s break out the tin foil hats on some wild ass theories.

1.) Arya ain’t messing around. She is going to kill Jamie, then snag his face and kill Cersie. This way the prophecy is fulfilled and she crosses off the biggest name on her list.

2.) Based on the original trailer, Arya was running scared of something. She was more terrified than we’ve ever seen her before, like more than when the waif was chasing her in Bravos. HEAR ME OUT! She was running because the Night King brought the dead up from the crypts of Winterfel. Yeah that’s right. Her dad, poor old dead Ned is chasing her throughout the castle. What would give any of us a more frightened state of mind that our dead dad attempting to go on a killing spree for you and all your siblings?!

Let me know what you think!

Thanks for letting me listen, from your boy in Salt Lake City (not Mormon though),

Bryce

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